Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Folks, it is a CELEBRATION!
Look what I got! Isn't Felicity nice? She and I bonded over birth-y type stuff a little while ago. Now I really enjoy her blog and her thoughts on life. It's a total throw back to being 18! Which shockingly unto my soul, was nearly 10 years ago.
WOAH!
THANKS Felicity!
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So, this morning, I was FRUSTRATED!
Here is why:
1. FREAKING day light stupid time is totally messing up my house.
2. Derek had a meeting. No biggie.
3. I needed a shower. I couldn't remember the last time I had washed my hair. This isn't an issue until I turn into a greaseball. Which I had.
4. I needed to weigh myself, which is something I do sans clothing. It makes me feel good about myself.
5. The dishwasher needed running, so I couldn't shower, or weigh myself.
6. I wanted a Diet Coke so bad I was almost dying, but I couldn't HAVE a Diet Coke until I weighed myself. I couldn't weigh myself until I could shower. I couldn't shower because the dishwasher was running. And Derek was gone. And Ezra thinks napping is silly. And Oliver thinks following me around and begging to eat is fun.
7. I needed to also rewash a load of laundry I had left over night. I didn't want to do the washing until I had showered. I need hot water!
It took ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL morning to get everyone to a point where I could 1. Weigh myself
2. Shower
3. Have a Diet Coke.
4. Start the laundry
But friends, it was ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL worth it when I stepped on the scale. OMGOSH! I am only 7 pounds away from my goal. I now weigh less than I have in three pregnancies. My SMALLEST pair of jeans button without complaint. I mean, life is pretty good.
AND Derek brought me a rather large diet coke in celebration.
And Ezra still won't sleep.
But JIMENEY CHRISTMAS I am starting to get skinny. WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
To be completely 100% clear and honest, I have lost 38 pounds since Ezra was born.
You may now tell me how incredible I am in the comments section. I also accept Diet Cokes sent to my home address.
LOVE YOU!
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14 comments:
You are incredible, and you are very much welcome! :)
So happy for you! I'm working on gaining weight. I'm nearly eighteen and under 100 lbs.! It's ridiculous, but my friends think it's cute, haha.
If I lived close enough, I'd offer to watch your little ones and send you a diet coke. :)
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In lieu of Diet Coke, I am sending you all the yogurt from Menchie's that you could possibly ask for. Seriously though....you can are doing pretty dang good for splurging sometimes, right?
Yaaaaay Morgs!!! So happy for you! That's gotta feel great. :)
OK, you have to stop losing weight. Because in an effort to restore karmic balance to the universe, I am positive that all the weight you are losing is finding its way to me. (Why am I the only woman on the planet that gains weight while nursing? And don't you dare say a thing about the girl scout cookies I blogged about today!)
Wow!! That is awesome!!
Brilliance is you. But I also want to know what your system is. I mean really? I am so very very impressed!
Brilliance is you. But I also want to know what your system is. I mean really? I am so very very impressed!
38 pounds????????????????!!!!!!!!! If I were there, I MIGHT send you a diet coke....that is, if I didn't despise it....!!! Wow!
We are no longer friends......
OK just kidding you do look great, I'm very very very very very very very jealous
Sigh...38 lbs. I lost 35 within 3 weeks of having Levi and was so excited. Alas the trend did not continue and now I am gaining weight rather than losing weight and I still have 30 lbs to go. So depressing. Oh to be 7 lbs from my goal. Maybe next year...
Thanks for all the love you guys! (Girls... women, whatever!) It's been hard and easy all at the same time. I love Weight Watchers Online because I feel like it's easy to keep track of a few little points a day rather than counting every single calorie. If I want frozen yogurt, I have it, but I have to account for it. French fries? Same thing! It's so nice to have control over what I eat. I love it!
WAHOO seriously that rocks.. i'd send you a diet coke and ask you to drink one for me too.. but how about you just wait til you come down here?
soo i want more info on ww.. and i want to knowhow long you've been on it i remember you saying you were joining but dont remember when.
Jauna- I joined in January, about a month after Ez was born. I love it. It is AWESOME!
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