Lose Two Sizes in Two Weeks!

Speaking of milestones: I have reached a pregnancy milestone. I have now reached the point in pregnancy that I wish to eat only cereal, and if I really had to pick, Special K.

I know, it's weird. My theory is, I almost never feel hungry. Truly, for being pregnant, you'd think I'd be starving, but not so much this time around and especially not with a 5lb baby hanging on to my innards. So, I have no appetite.

But I MUST eat! This I know. Regardless of how much fat I believe the baby has to snack on, I have to eat, I know it. I know it because when I do, the baby wakes up and gets all happy. So, he is definitely wanting me to eat.

But I have NO SPACE. So I eat cereal. I force myself to ingest meat/protein of some kind every single day. (That's a lie, but dang it all, almost every day!). Otherwise, I eat cereal. It totally grosses Derek out.

I do require a trip to In n Out once a week after grocery shopping to cure my disdain for grocery shopping, and I feel that feeds the baby quite well.

I cook dinner, I do all the good things I'm supposed to, but darnitalltoheck, I just want to eat Special K.

So, I buy a family sized box weekly (right before I go to In n Out) and then I eat it all, throughout the course of the week.

It's working so far.

I am the biggest hypocrite in the world too, because DUDE I lecture clients about proper nutrition.

And well... where's the Special K?