Thursday, June 2, 2011
Henry declared after helping me with laundry and dinner making that it was "the best day ever." Sure but ask him to pick up his toys and it's like he's being abused! What's up with that?
I am having a crisis, people. A CRISIS!
We have so much crap.
Now part of the problem is that the basement flooded causing us to have to lift many a thing off the ground and put it elsewhere. So, now I see how much CRAP there actually is down there.
Know how many TVs we own? Five.
Know how many we need to get rid of? FOUR!
Know how many 20 gallon tubs of toys we have? (Plus all the toys we actually PLAY WITH?) Two.
Know how many we need to get rid of? TWO.
Clothes, shoes, socks, underwear, towels, sheets, blankets, books, dishes, toys, DVDs, computers, phones, cords of ridiculous variety, food, bikes, helmets, scooters, shovels, balls...
TOO MUCH CRAP!
I am contemplating a yard sale. Would you like a TV?
It's driving me bananas.
It's bananas. BANANAS.
(DID YOU SING THE SONG???)
Help. Help me now.
Seriously. Want a TV?