I'm no poet, but darn it, this just came to me.
Ode to Las Vegas
We have just heard, that Vegas, is so very hot.
So we'll be there and hot a lot.
But we will pack our boxes
And leave Friends, Dear
and live in Vegas, where family is so near.
Vegas is so busy
With people everywhere
I'm sure that I'll get lost, more than I can bear
But we'll go and take our winter clothes
and leave them in a shed
we'll need no coats or jackets, nor hat upon our heads.
My babies will be so hot
they'll say they need a/c.
And then I'll have to get a job just to pay the fee.
Vegas will be fun, perhaps
Or maybe just a trip
But either way we're moving there
So, I'll accept this little tip
Just don't go to the strip.