So, you guys. I have this new phone. Have you ever gotten a new phone? It makes life like BEAUTIFUL again.
I've had it for a few weeks now. I am a FAN!
No, it is NOT an I-Phone. No. I don't believe (personally) in I-Phones, but if you have one, then I am slightly jealous.
So, my new phone has pretty much every kind of fun and funky app a girl could dream up.
I like apps.
And yesterday, I was rocking a VERY VERY VERY fussy baby in the mother's lounge at church. ("Lounge" is an extremely misleading term as it is a closet that shares space with the janitor's closet and holds two old and very rickety arm chairs). I finally got him to sleep.
Rather than risk waking him up to go to Sunday School, I just stayed there and rocked him.
Enter my PHONE.
Guys, my phone has a "Nook" app on it. This means I can access my Barnes and Noble e-library ONMAPHONE!
I also have the scriptures on my phone.
So, what did I do? Did I pull out my scripture app and read like a good Latter-day Saint?
No I did not. Thank you very much for asking.
I pulled up my Nook app and read about Helen of Troy.
I am NOT a good person.
"Perhaps you should leave your phone at home?" you kindly suggest.
No. Because then what would Oliver play with during church?
See? I am stuck. And clearly incapable of making good choices.
That is all.