If, one month ago, you had asked me, "Hey Morgs (cuz lots of my friends call me "Morgs") how 'bout them Angry Birds?"
I would have replied, "Angry Birds? I've never played! I think they are trendy and straight up silly."
If you asked me today, "Hey Morgs, how 'bout them Angry Birds?"
I would reply, "Huh? What was that? Sorry, I am trying to beat this level of Angry Birds! Don't bug me!"
See, as a rule, I don't "play games" on my phone, but when the newest version of Angry Birds suddenly was free for two days on Amazon, what's a girl to do? Especially after she hijacked her husband's phone to play? That girl is to have her husband make it appear magically on HER phone of course!
It's a fantastic waste of time. Dishes? Nah. Laundry? All right but only because it washes itself. Kids? Who again?
See, the birds... they are ANGRY and they are in RIO! Yes, the birds have gone to Brazil. It's ridiculous and way more addicting than things on phones should be.
I'm just sayin'.
I gotta go, I think I finally figured out how to beat level 14!