The scene: After the world's longest sacrament meeting in the history of the world.
The characters: Henry, Mommy and Caroline.
(Walking out of the meeting, gesturing toward a pretty little girl)
Henry: Mommy! Her has RED hair. Her name is Caroline. (He smiles shyly at her.)
Mommy: Wha?? Oh, yes. Is she in your class?
Henry: Yes! Her has RED hair!
Caroline: (coming over) Hey, Hen!
(YES, she called him "Hen!" Apparently, it's a nickname?!?)
And they exit, each hopping (like little rabbits) all the way to class, together.
He's too YOUNG for this. I'm too young for this. Heaven help us. Heaven help us all.