As my sister deftly pointed out to me, it does appear that one or more of my children is ALWAYS throwing-up. I so wish I could refute this with witty words of denial, but I'd be lying. I do declare, that there is a lot of vomiting that goes on around here.
I wonder if, prior to having children, if someone had WARNED me about the constant stream of fluids that comes out of a small person, I might have been dissuaded from taking that leap.
Of course I wouldn't have.
But seriously people, if it's not one thing, it's another. The past week has been vomit.
And my hands are cracked from washing, in attempts to keep the virus from spreading.
And it didn't work.
First it was Spencer.
I am REALLY hoping it doesn't hit Oliver. I do not want to deal with a seven-week-old with the stomach flu.
I'd like to take a moment to publicly thank the mystery Nursery child(ren) who gave Spencer whatever plague he brought into our home.
So THANKS gross little toddler(s) who suck on toys that my child then sucks on. You are seriously an inspiration to all people trying to infect other people. And while I'm at it, thanks to whatever parents sent their sick kid to church. You.are.awesome.
Alice is coming at the end of this week, and then next week we're heading for Utah, so this disease needs to be gone from us!
BEGONE! I say.